Trust me when I say you won’t expect what comes out of home slice’s mouth.

Um, yeah. I don’t know what to say or expect either…

Eminem will appear on the hit cartoon series Family Guy this Sunday. The rapper will be featured in several programming breaks through the entire night on FOX. What will Eminem be doing on Family Guy? Well, as Em’s manager Paul Rosenberg says, “What? Why? Tune in and find out what Stewie and Em chop it up about… this is already classic TV material.”

Check for this aspiring RAoF nominee on Sunday (May 17). I had to edit the quote I spotted at Global Grind my damn self, because as a journalist that shit was just fucking embarrassing with all those fuck ups. I mean “Stuey?” Come the fuck on.

So is looking like that slore from Ray-J’s show what’s crackin’ in these streets now? I understand that once you do something that extreme you’ve pretty much decided that your 9-to-5 isn’t going to be plunked down in front of a desk, but what if you’re already a failure at your current 9-to-5? Backup plan FAIL.

Last week I had a talk with a few cats about how Jim Henson was on that shit when he came up with shows like Muppet Babies and Fraggle Rock. This shit, however? This is just all kinds of wrong.

There’s waaaaay too many quotables on this one. This guy >>>> Fleece Johnson.

This is just all kinds of wrong.

How ironic is it that thisiscurtis pushes this beef after all the bullshit that was pulled on the latest Charles Hamilton tape. Smh @ this whole thing. Smh…

Who knew that Detroit’s car crisis would fuck with the rest of the Midwest that much?

So the weekend has had it’s share of ups and downs. From a great night at the Grandstarr for Boom Box’s 2 Year Anniversary. What up Mario!? Stephanie!? Like!? and so on. Grabbed a whatever motel room with the misses then we hit up Melrose with Meka. Ended the night in this studio in West Hollywood where I witnessed Shawn Jackson, Tunji, El Prez & Convinced put together a pretty fucking slick joint. You`ll hear it soon. Shouts to the FCC! Eightysbaby, Eazee St, etc. Get home around 4am, wake up around 8 or 9 and something`s fishy with the internet connection. I`m able to do a few things at the plantation and then BOOM … nothing. Hours of convo with service reps leads to jack shit and I trek over to Star Bucks thinking its just the internet at the crib. Nope… wireless doesn’t work there either. Great! We (myself and the misses) end up at Best Buy and she cops a new laptop. After some In N Out (x2) we test it at the crib and bam-a-lam. Success!

Now I have internet but any software I use is on MY laptop so it’s a big fuckfest of swapping files across portable harddrives. Reason for this post? Just keeping ya’ll up to date and letting you know why there haven’t been any updates (on my end). I’ve got a lot of shit to put up so expect it soon (after I hit the gym). Sorry for the late’ness. Enjoy the evening fuckers.