I don’t know what got the bigger reaction: home slice busting his ass or… well, that actually got the biggest reaction.

Someone seems a bit surly because his album sold nothing, even during the holiday rush.

Is this what Detroit cops do in their off time? What’s even funnier is the fact that we’ve all likely done something similar, but we were fortunate to not be caught on camera.

Now after watching this shit above, I challenge everybody to come up with their own names. Here’s some of mine:

Swag Jobs a/k/a creator of the Apple iFloss
Jeff Flosstetler
Sam Doughie
David Hasselfloss
Glen Swagmire
Charles Swagilton
Peter Paper a/k/a The Spectacular Spider-Swag
Flosstimus Prime a/k/a Leader of the Autofloss
And for my ladies: Lindsay Swagner.

Your turn.

The worst part about this? It’s better than that cornball Asher Roth diss that popped up in my inbox today.

One one hand, rocking a murse is a silly trend that needs to stop. On the other, what grown-ass man cares so adamantly about what another guy rocks that they’d make a music video/”movement” about it? You can just see there’s all kinds of wrong on both ends here.

If it weren’t for the chick in there (who attributes to my slight Black Man Kryptonite syndrome), this video would be utterly worthless. But it sure hasn’t stopped me from posting other worthless stuff, right?

This shit right here? This be the shit why I don’t play video games too much anymore. Props to the homie Gourmet.