If you never heard the original, you’re probably not going to hell unlike the rest of us yokels. Eli was spotted at weapons of mass distraction, while the original version of The Dips’ “I Really Mean It” was Elián Gonzaled from The Megatron Don’s hiding place.

DOWNLOAD: Eli Porter – I’m The Best, Mayne (Remix)
DOWNLOAD: The Diplomats – Don’t Go (I Really Mean It)

I swear I’m losing it right now. On the verge of complete hilarity break down (or something). Meka’s homeboy and should be winner of the best rap battle of all time, Eli Porter, just dropped a mixtape. He did it! I just spotted this over at The Exactly and haven’t even listened yet. Swagger jacking at it’s finest. And yo, Lil Wayne even hopped on a Eli track?! Enjoy, I know I will…

Tracklist + Download link after the jump…

01 Imma Have to Give It To Mah Boi (Intro) f. J-Dub
02 The Infamous Iron Mic Freestyle
03 Deed It
04 Best Man
05 Cat On The Grill
06 Funk Mix
07 Soul Mix
08 Dirty Mix
09 Jungle Mix
10 Over 9000 f. Nappa & Vegeta
11 Eli Responds To Controversy (Marv-O, J-Dub & A-14 Diss)
12 Eli Spits Fire (Freestyle)
13 Da Best Mayne (So Hood Remix)
14 See I’m The Best
15 I Keep It For Real f. Lil Wayne
16 Eli Is Possessed (The Elicist)
17 Still The Best (Outro)

DOWNLOAD: Eli Porter – The Elicist (Mixtape)