You Lucky Bastard: Lonnie Lynn Edition

*jaw drops*

The clubs I’d shoot up Moses Michael Leviy-style to get down with that… SHAKE EDIT: I seriously don’t see what folks see in this woman.

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~ by Meka on October 6, 2009.

Misc., Sexytime

58 Responses to “You Lucky Bastard: Lonnie Lynn Edition”

  1. I Heard of dark chocolate but damn!

  2. i was with you shake until i saw this photo..now im on the fence

  3. I agree with Shake, she is the opposite of attractive.

  4. she has her moments. so for me it depends on what day it is *shrugs*

  5. Shake,nigga you gay! (c) Riley Freeman

  6. Yo real talk, there are times where she looks good and all, but most times she look like she crush bricks with her biceps alone.

    Shit is NOT cool.

  7. I wish that said playboy instead of espn.

  8. Take away the ass and what do you have??? Venus Williams.

  9. she just has a body… seems cool as hell tho (even tho her 3rd toe is long as f*** LMAO!!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oZkzPnNYJ4

  10. Common would be lucky if he had Alicia Keys. LOL @ CX.

  11. its the ass folk. its the fuckin ass

  12. im with shake

  13. I don’t find Serena Williams attractive at all, booty or not. She is a talented tennis player though.

  14. Im with Meka on this one she’s hot!!!

  15. Hey SHAKE — I doubt she’d see much in you either.

  16. Yall trippin thats a fine black woman right there

  17. I betcha Shake is white.

  18. I’d smash venus and Serena…. That’s a come up and she might even have some good puss, stop frontin…

  19. “Hey SHAKE — I doubt she’d see much in you either.”

    and i care because? its funny… people talk shit just because i have an opinion. i’m not attractive to her. simple. why do my personal thoughts about a woman’s looks concern you so much?

  20. 4real. she haz a nice bod i quess. but i’ve seen better.

  21. If ur down wit some dominatrix, then yeah shes hot… me personally, id rather not be whipped

  22. I betcha Shake is white.

    This is why your opinion matters only to other wiggaz like u

  23. I think she is beautiful just her muscles could throw any man off

  24. Talent? Without a doubt. Body? Absolutely. Face/feet? Ehh not so much.

  25. ya i dont feel her face at all…her bottom half is definately nice but shes not anything special in my eyes.

  26. butterface

  27. its her booty not her beauty.

  28. she got body. she’s a beast at her sport. she seems cool. level headed. she’s just a a real as woman.

  29. She so tight, so tight…

  30. Hey Shake – In regard to “Why do my personal thoughts about a woman’s looks concern you so much?”

    Your opinions about a woman’s looks don’t concern me. It’s just my opinion that I doubt she’d see much in you either.

  31. Wow this girl is hideous, wtf is wrong with some of you. Shake seems liek the only one with half a mind right now.

  32. Serena is looking pretty good.

    I won’t lie, I think I’ve had a skin tone complex in my life…liking mostly light skinned females…but I think I’m starting to dig darker skinned chicks as of late. I met one a few days ago that was bomb!

    If I had to go with my pick for one of the best dark skinned chicks though, I’d have to go with Bria Myles:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3405/3454006083_b7ff900b8a.jpg

  33. I would smash even tho her stomach area is built like a man. It would be crazy to put her face down ass up lol.

  34. shake aint even white wit yo dumbass
    she a pretty gurl but i agree wit shake
    i have no interest at ALL

  35. serena’s built like a chick that will bully you in bed… but im sure that ass is worth it =)

  36. shake is crazy

  37. SHAKE EDIT: I seriously don’t see what folks see in this woman.
    Spread the word:

    pause

  38. Serena is Hella fine. Yes, she’s got muscle but she hasn’t let it get to the point where she doesn’t look feminine and her BODY IS CRAZY!!

  39. she looks good to me. stop getting on shake for having an opposing opinion.

  40. She looks great!! i think some the dudes on here are picking on her b/c she has a better body than them. Her toes?? really man?? And maybe some arent into the dark skin women. Hmm, more money, great body, dark skin……..yeah, id call it jealousy (or jus plain ignorant)………

  41. One word… Boomerang

  42. SHAKE – you right brotha, lets be honest, she is like an Ogre with a BOOTY, but she still an Ogre.. would you bone an Ogre with a Booty ??? plus she got busted ass lookin feet.

    And for SamFlow… nigga how you mean jealousy? I call a spade a spade, and dis woman aint all that at all. A true dark skineed sista, who is FUINNNE as hell… Naiomi Campbell, she old as hell and still finer than yo Mamma hahahahha

  43. “Yes, she’s got muscle but she hasn’t let it get to the point where she doesn’t look feminine”

    ================================================================

    http://z.about.com/d/tennis/1/5/V/E/serena-williams02.jpg

    Like I said before, she’s good looking and all, but those damn muscles… shits is bigger than my head.

  44. she looks great in this pic…not just because she dnt got anything on lol…but c’mon once you take the makeup off…and you see her out in the street…im willing to bet most of yall gon be like…ugh lol but as soon as she turn around…DAMN SHE GOT ASS!!!…so man she can get the dick…and there r alot of fine chocolate skinned sistas out there…she aint one of them in my eyes tho even with the makeup

  45. commends SHAKE for speaking his mind even tho most 2DOPEBOYZ/GIRLS disagree with him about Serena

  46. Benny u jus want a skinny frail ass woman. And dont talk about peeople’s mother smart ass: for all u know, my mom could have passed away. GROW UP!!

  47. shoulda posted the Gina Carano cover as well…

    not as hip-hop, but still damn fine.

    i might have to go buy this issue…

  48. yooo..DUDE looks like a LADAAAYYYYY………..lol..wait….its the other way around..LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE…and why the fuck are folks hatin on Shake? Respect the man for running a site that you haters view on the daily,and respect his opinion..or kick rocks! anyway..with that said…..i agree with the man…girl is no bueno.

  49. taste in females is a crazy thing. me im feelin serena she dope and all but others aint feelin it. its the same thing wit deelicious from flav show. i cant see how anybody could dig her cuz yo dead ass she look like a man to me. i dont give a fuck how big her ass is. but theres some niggas out there that swear she a dime. i dunno man i wouldnt touch dee wit a 10 ft pole.

  50. Pass! if we’re going with good looking tennis players…Maria Kirilenko FTW

  51. Ne one still got the flicks from her celly that leaked years back i dunno what i did wit ‘em but some niggz dont believe me that they leaked

  52. @madConsumer…
    There’s no Maria Kirilenko. You’re thinking of Sharapova. Just picked a Russian-esque name & went with it, huh (LOL)?

  53. Shake took the words right out of my mouth.

  54. Females on ‘roids edition

  55. thats what we call “a black man’s dream and a white boys worst nitemare”

  56. ^ Your grammar is a nightmare.

  57. y’all need to stop frontin

  58. i wud fuck quote me!

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