Random Acts Of Fuckery: Soulja Boy, COME ON MAN! Edition

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Someone seems a bit surly because his album sold nothing, even during the holiday rush.

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~ by Meka on December 30, 2008.

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79 Responses to “Random Acts Of Fuckery: Soulja Boy, COME ON MAN! Edition”

  1. JESUS CHRIST SPEAK ENGLISH!, he sounds soooo ignorant…hahahah,

  2. …The aldults dont like you…the kids no longer like you(judging sales)…your career is over. Newest member of the 1 hit wonder list.

  3. All over Lil Wayne’s nuttz. This guy is dumb.

  4. What Are The Yes Men Eating It Looks Like Something Outta Jeffrey Dhamers Freezer

  5. damn dont knock him for the accent…
    lol but its really hilarious how hes tryin to make sense tho lol
    at least he tried to explain…

    he didnt kill hip hop
    all he did was take money out other niggaz that are suppose to get that bread

  6. This shit is funny to hear him and his “Yes Men” just listen to him while they barely talk! lmao
    Give this dude 5 years or even 10 and we’ll see where he’s at in this Hip-Hop world, talking about Nas like he don’t got any sense. Soulja Boy will never ever ever ever ever accomplish or get to the status and respect that Nas got in 1/4 of Nas’s career.

    This dude is stupid. It was wide spread around the country and world that Hip-Hop was dying or on the decline; Nas just was the first one to make a title of a statement that A LOT of people already thought. No one would agree with something if it didn’t make sense. Weird ass nigga! I thought Soulja Boy was WAK before Ice-T and a lot of other people that he was wak!

    There should be a management and record label for all this kinda people and call it “Fuckery Records & Management, Inc.” lmao

    Hey Meka here’s some more fuckery that’s going around in the universe! lmfao

    Someone posted this:
    Watch What You Say – J-Hood (Dissin 50 Cent, Royce da 5′9”, Jim Jones & Jadakiss)
    ^^^^
    HILARIOUS!

    Plz prop if you DL, thanks.
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/5347748910693947/

  7. This shit is funny to hear him and his “Yes Men” just listen to him while they barely talk! lmao
    Give this dude 5 years or even 10 and we’ll see where he’s at in this Hip-Hop world, talking about Nas like he don’t got any sense. Soulja Boy will never ever ever ever ever accomplish or get to the status and respect that Nas got in 1/4 of Nas’s career.

    This dude is stupid. It was wide spread around the country and world that Hip-Hop was dying or on the decline; Nas just was the first one to make a title of a statement that A LOT of people already thought. No one would agree with something if it didn’t make sense. Weird ass nigga! I thought Soulja Boy was WAK before Ice-T and a lot of other people that he was wak!

    There should be a management and record label for all this kinda people and call it “Fuckery Records & Management, Inc.” lmao

    Hey Meka here’s some more fuckery that’s going around in the universe! lmfao

    Someone posted this:
    Watch What You Say – J-Hood (Dissin 50 Cent, Royce da 5′9”, Jim Jones & Jadakiss)
    ^^^^
    HILARIOUS!

    Plz prop if you DL, thanks.
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/5347748910693947/

  8. This dumb clown tried to compare politics and Obama to Nas and Lil’ Wayne!
    That right there shows his lyrical capabilities.

    He said that Bush stated “there will never be a black president and look what Obama did”
    What channel this nigga been watching where he heard Bush say that? lmao
    Even if so don’t compare politics to rap or Hip-Hop!

    All cheers to Obama but don’t mention Obama with any un-articulate opinion you have “Soulless Boy”

  9. damn i cant front lol i had to focus to understand that nigga lol
    and LMAO @ the YES MEN ENTOURAGE

    is he tryin to get some more sales by name droppin like that?
    or is this all he spend his energy on

  10. ^^^
    I think ya right.
    I think he’s getting the “disgruntle employee of hip-hop bug” that a lot of rappers had towards him now that he ain’t selling no more. lol

  11. soulja boy is the reason why we still have racism in this country.

  12. I think he’s getting the “disgruntle employee of hip-hop bug” that a lot of rappers had towards him now that he ain’t selling no more. lol
    ——————————

    Lol, Word. 50 do the same thing…try to get all politcal wit the excuses when they record sales drop

  13. Lol, Word. 50 do the same thing…try to get all politcal wit the excuses when they record sales drop

    PhillyD said this on December 30, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    ^^^^^
    Ditto agree 10000%
    That’s what happens when you’re too arrogant and think you’re not humble to appreciate the reign at the time.
    Then it literally starts to rain!

  14. soulja boy is the reason why we still have racism in this country.
    ^^
    i dont get how? but that shit is funny. lmao.

  15. im tellin ya lol
    hes trynna get some attention…. yeah hes def takin the 50 route of things lol
    Name dropping… he fishing for a battle to help with the sales… but aiming at NAS? out of all people…. bad move for real

    Thank GOD the whole thing CH died down

  16. big ups to the guy who sold 45k in one week. clown.

  17. did he really just compare lil fuckin wayne to barack obama?

  18. Yes man 1:
    -Yo Free food at SB’s House mang!

    Yes man 2:
    -Oh for reals?

    Yes man 1:
    -Ya mang come on.

    Yes man 1:
    -remember just say “yes”.

  19. NaS wont even waste his time with this dude!

  20. imma need for Soulja Boy to BIRD WALK his ass off the side of a building for even TALKING about Nas

  21. but I think he needs to check this clown!

  22. FUCK SOULJA BOY
    HE NEEDS TO BE ASSASINATED

  23. we all know that AS SOON as we stop responding, POSTING, mentioning, and/or CLICKING PLAY, he will vanish…
    so can we start this campaign? please?

  24. Hip Hop never died; when ppl finally notice, “oh i can download his/her music for free off blogs etc…,” that’s when the album sales died down.

    Lol; dude and his partnas are clueless smh. He won’t continue to sale those many units for long b/c all artist go through it. And he’s not musically talented what so ever. It just a matter of time, b/c his audience probably ranges from the ages of 10-16. I’m guessing his listeners are not college students. So in time he’s gonna realize that he’s about to fade away like the rest of them.

  25. LMAO at Yes Man 1 saying mang, and Fuckery Records ahahaha

    im sooo glad this is in the fuckery isle too

    i cosign souljah boy
    nas has nothing on you, he should learn from you
    *sarcasm*

    everyone knows todays kids grew up in the era of 50 Cent, Jim Jones and other mediocre rappers. they dont really know bout the fundamentals of good hip hop

    PS: dont take this seriously, remember this is a person who did that marco polo song

  26. PS: when Nas said Hip Hop was dead, it was true(ok maybe it was its dying legs)

    thats coz all these sucker MCs were only talkin bout gats, hoes and jacob the jeweller and didnt really care bout the art aspect of rap

  27. 15 Minute Calling Card = “Soulless Boy’s” career

  28. You are Soulja Boy Tell Em (The Reason hip hop is dead)

  29. This nigga gay!
    First he start beef with charles becuz he think charles was saying its Soulja Boy fault niggaz floppin.
    So he tell Charles to step his game up.
    But yet when Soulja Boy flop he want to BLAME Nas instead of just stepping his game up.

    So basically this nigga doing the same shit Charles Hamilton did but without any thought or reasoning.

    SB doesn’t listen to hiphop so you can’t expect him to know who said “best rapper alive” first.
    Its not his fault he can’t process music.

    His album flopped
    He not sellin ringtones like on the first album
    His plastic payless air ones…his yuckz or whatever you call it aint sellin
    So he not makin any money

    So he just struggling for attention TRYING to stay relevant.

    You so FAKE you choreographed a fuckin conversation and recorded.
    You a lame homie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q07EQKGiklI
    humpin arab that nigga gonna leave as soon as ya money do.

    Nigga you lost a long time ago

    “When you’re four years into the game, we can have a conversation
    Eight years in the game, I invite ya on vacation
    Ten years in the game, after I’ve enjoyed my fame
    Only then I let ya pick my brain, niggaz” -Nas

    Cause if you’re askin’ – Why is hip-hop dead?
    “It’s a pretty good chance you’re the reason it died, man
    It’s a pretty good chance your lame ass, corny
    ass, is the reason it died, man
    You don’t give a fuck about, you
    don’t know nothin’ about it
    You want this paper, be a hustler
    You a hustler, you ain’t a rapper
    Get your paper man
    YouknowwhatI’msayin, but this rap shit is real
    Bitch, this shit is real, bitch, ha-ha”
    -Nas

    Everytime somebody say something bad about SB niggaz say oh he gettin money tho
    Well thats his reason for doing it not because he love music.
    Its because he loves money that he throws the bullshit that he does together to make a quick buck.

  30. eat a dickkkkkkkkkkkkk

  31. Slow down, Soulja. I actually thought I could respect this guy and was getting pissed when people were saying he killed hip hop; since he didn’t, he just sucks. If he had sold millions with this new album, AND his last album, then you can say that. He isn’t pushing his style either. He was just being creative, even with his huge ass mouth.

    It’s kinda sad since if some people remember, Nas never said anything about Soulja when people kept asking what he thought abotu him. Nas just said he listens to Soulja’s music and about that “yahh” stuff. So really, he backed him there, since if Nas agreed with Ice-T…

    Comparing Nas to Bush? WTF

    And Nas took back what he said about hip hop being dead and said Kanye saved it (in an interview before the release of Untitled).

  32. DAMN SHAME!!!

  33. SOULJA BOY SUCCS!!!!!!!! HAHAHA HE DOIN ALL DIS TALK AND CANT EVEN SALE A 100,000, HIS SHIT ONLI SOLD 46,OOO YO CAREER IS SHOT NIGGA DIE QUIC

  34. Oh by the way they are really selling Soulless Boy Calling Cards. My 13 yr old nephew just got one for Christmas. You can cop ‘em at ya local bodega, corner store, convenience store, thrift store, even Goodwill, your local swap meat and barbershop/nail shop/hair salon.

    HERE READ IT:

    -Minutes of Fame Calling Cards-

    There’s a new Christmas special.
    The old $1M for 10 min.’s in 12months deal has expired.
    This time around we are offering more bang for your buck with this Christmas Special.
    Hold on to your seats. Even Soulless Boy was surprised about this deal and he was thrilled.

    Try $5,000 for 15 min.’s!
    Yes, yes you read correctly; $5,000 for 15 min.’s!
    However, the Christmas Special expiration date is due to expire anytime now so hurry and get your 15 Minutes of Fame Calling Card before there gone! Again we have no idea when it’s gonna expire but we estimate it could be soon! So hurry and get one and “YOUUUUUU” can be just like Soulless Boy!

    FORMS OF PAYMENT
    We except cash (including coins even pennies), credit cards, cubic zirconia, even exchanges (such as RuPaul’s albums, Dennis Rodman books, saran wrap, a gallon of gas, Fubu jackets[preferably silver] muzzle, prune juice and duck tape)

    DISCLAIMER
    We are not responsible for what crowd or type of fame you receive, hostility from good/average/great or legendary rappers, your musical integrity, your horrendous fashion, public perception/public view or public outlook and poor lyrical ability.

    15 Minutes of Fame Calling Card, Ltd.

  35. I may catch flack for this but dude was making a valid point.Jay-Z start talking about platinum and boom everybody else jumped on the bandwagon,he spoke about the 4.6 or 5 on the range rover and everyone jumped on it,even the word swag”which is some kind of darn wreath like thing”.So to me he made a valid statement.Because a big name person came out and said something everyone else jumped on the bandwagon.Souljah might now have explained it the best way but it was valid.
    Funny how just because this dude is young,and may not speak well you all think he cant really say anything smart.

  36. Niggas On This Bitch Typin Paragraphs About SouljaBoy…Sad

  37. 15 minutes is up. Keep it moving

  38. He didn’t make a point. He made an ass out of himself.
    People complained about the state of Hip-Hop constantly before Nas said it. Nas just made a title out of the obvious complaints people made and said “Hip-Hop Is Dead” publicly and had the balls to name his album that as well.

    People do follow famous people when they say things. However, people tend to follow famous people when have a track record of credibility or have established a good sense of knowledge for the truth. When they say stupid things they get 50% of people following ‘em cause listeners are just fans and the other 50% just don’t see the truth of what the famous person is saying regardless if their a fan of the artist or not.

    Yes he’s right people do follow but a majority of people when the famous person is wrong. The Hip-Hop community (especially the fans who have knowledge of the 80’s, 90’s and whom still support Hip-Hop through the 2000’s) all have several complaints about the integrity of Hip-Hop music evolution.

  39. People type so much about this topic because they’re passionate about Hip-Hop. Just like the people who type up the blogs/vlogs on their sites daily by the minute about Hip-Hop music and events.

  40. Only When Your Great Its Assassinate

  41. I’m glad how in this country even the mentally challenged can voice their dumbass opinions

  42. lmfaoooooooooo……

  43. soulja boy was robbed last night, he posted it via Twitter and then deleted the tweet to get rid of his evidence.

    aint that a bitch.

  44. Thank u 4 postin this. Now everybody can see how much of a dumb ass this kid is.

  45. In the immortal words of Craig Mack…..you won’t be around next year. Bwoyeeeeeeeeeeeeee! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  46. What SB said did not make him smart. People said that a thousand times about T.I. before Wayne even popped up. Saying that it is the T.I. syndrome almost where people say something so much that people believe it. Lil Wayne couldn’t go up against T.I. or even Luda(Who doesn’t even go for the title thing) or even the coattails of Andre 3000(who wants to be told he is garbage). So, wayne did what he thought he needed to. First, best rapper alive since the best rapper retired…then he became the best rapper. But still SB is just saying something that is valid (Say it enough. somebody will believe u), combining it with stupid comparisons (Nas doesn’t equal Bush) and topping it off with a little ignorance.

    P.S. Kanye sold more than 50 Cent in a week. So we can say WEEZY & YEEZY

  47. bama translation anyone?

  48. Hov said he was the best on the black album…. thats just 1 dude b4 weezy….. theres prolly more if i think about it

  49. Souja Boy needs to take a loooong break

    oh yeah, he got robbed too – http://3meeses.wordpress.com/2008/12/30/someone-got-robbed/

    http://3meeses.wordpress.com

  50. the dude is what? 16?
    he’s so incredibly UNINTELLIGENT

    people have been saying he killed hip-hop since before ice-t said it. soulja boy flopped so hard that it’s evident he’s over. he’s a fad: not hip hop.

    lil’ wayne is terrible. if you know rap, he’s not in your top 30. it’s a shame he’s almost at 3 million, or even higher.

    Nas said hip hop is dead because of the STATE it was in, aka, the rise of soulja boy.

  51. “XBOX IS DEAD”

    hahahaha

  52. That’s why hip hop is dead sold more than both his albums.

  53. soulja boy critiquing Nas? Bah?!

  54. thanks shake n meka

    i think i flipped on my chair wen i heard him say that

    IF IT WASNT FOR PPL LIKE NAS SOULJAH BOY WUD BE NOTHING BOY!!!!

    this gets me sooooo mad

  55. did anyone notice he said “that’s like me being a professionl football player, and saying basketball is dead”?!

    Nas is a hip-hop artists who said hip-hop was dead… SB should have used the money from that first album and paid for some extra tutoring or some kind of educational assistance…

    Leap Frog books dont cost that much do they?!

  56. since when did anything that a RAP artist impact what happens to hip-hop? Wayne is nowhere near being hip-hop so people need to get that shit through their heads, therefore SB using him as an example of something keeping it alive was irrelevant. Soula Boy may have killed rap, but he doesn’t have a damn bit of influence in hip-hop, because its alive and kicking.

  57. sorry to double post, but yeah Krypton i noticed that too… He said “thats like me being a professional football player, and saying basketball is dead, shit im finna kill.. I play basketball i need to shut the fuck up” never knew cats in the NFL played in the NBA too.. and to the “hip-hop is dead… that messed up alot of album sales” @ 5:22 it sure didnt mess Nas’s up, because he sure as hell did 764K with it, which im sure Soulja Bitch wont even get half of with this 2nd album, i see he only did a measly ass 48K in his first week, how funny that Hip Hop Is Dead did 350K in its first week which is over 7 times, so he can kick rocks for all i care. I can’t wait until his ignorant ass goes into some corner and never says another word.

  58. Word?

  59. fuck it the dude is paid….i personally don’t listen to his music. hes a kid whos doing what he loves to do and getting paid from it, even if what he loves to do is to put out music that gives you the boo boo guts forcing you to wear diapers cuz he super mans hoes with yes men who eat chocolate covered babies on the regular. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! hahahah

  60. -15 Minutes of Fame Calling Cards-

    New Christmas special.
    The old $1M for 10 min.’s in 12months deal has expired.
    This time around we are offering more bang for your buck with this Christmas Special.
    Hold on to your seats. Even Soulless Boy was surprised about this deal and he was thrilled.

    Try $5,000 for 15 min.’s of fame!
    Yes, yes you read correctly; $5,000 for 15 min.’s fame!
    However, the Christmas Special expiration date is due to expire anytime now so hurry and get your 15 Minutes of Fame Calling Card before there gone! Again we have no idea when it’s gonna expire but we estimate it could be soon! So hurry and get one and “YOUUUUUU” can be just like Soulless Boy!

    FORMS OF PAYMENT
    We except cash (including coins even pennies), credit cards, cubic zirconia, even exchanges (such as RuPaul’s albums, Dennis Rodman books, saran wrap, a gallon of gas, Fubu jackets[preferably silver] muzzle, prune juice and duck tape)

    DISCLAIMER
    We are not responsible for what crowd or type of fame you receive, hostility from good/average/great or legendary rappers, your musical integrity, your horrendous fashion, public perception/public view or public outlook and poor lyrical ability.

    15 Minutes of Fame Calling Card, Ltd.

  61. What’s really sad is their are hundreds of thousands of undiscovered sb’s waiting to take his place.

    I miss Lil Zane & Smiles & Southstar.
    They were better than this p.o.s.

  62. lmfao i like how he tried to act like Nas killed hip-hop just cause he brought it to everyone’s attention. like if someone says they found a dead body did they kill the person ? or a better example when gallileo said the earth revolves around the sun did he make it do that ? no he just brought the idea to peoples attention and then it was proved as fact and accepted. hip-hop’s dead was never accepted nobody ever thought well let it die it was just under specualtion and it’s no longer truly under speculation its just a fact that alot of people [like soulja boy] that SUCK. It’s funny two years ago when i first heard this kid i liked his music because i was younger in age and maturity and because it was “hot” sound then. now its just sad, i bet if soulja boy like moved to some carribean island for the rest of his life. nobody would really notice or care.

  63. I appreciate all yall for the free promo, keep it up.

  64. * s m h *

  65. #

    I appreciate all yall for the free promo, keep it up.

    Soulja Boy said this on December 30, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    _________________________________________
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    No doubt anytime YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU need it we’re here for support!

    lmfao

  66. I appreciate all yall for the free promo, keep it up.

    _________________________________________________________

    maybe these free promos will help him go wood?!

  67. Soulja Bitch is just pissed cuz his fans let him down. 1 mill in 1st week my ass lol. Soulja Bitch did drive hiphop into the ground though. he destroyed the meaning and the importance of bars and he thinks he doing ok and done nothing wrong. he needs to take the lil money he has left and just go to college. education is important. esspecially for his dumbass.

  68. lol thats not really him

  69. PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A STRAIT DUMB ASS!!!!!!!! GO TO THE CABINET…AND TAKE THE PILLS!!!!!!!

  70. CLASSIC EXAMPLE!!! of when you think you know shit, but in all actuality, you don’t know shit…

    all the money in the world can’t buy you class…or sense kids….dude needs to read a book or something…

  71. YOUUUU~~~~ lol this kid talks like he has been rapping as long as NaS or LiL wayne. HAHA ~ thanks to people like him hip hop is dead. =D

  72. Man,obivously you (and alot of others commenting on this stupid ass vid of ignorant remarks) did NOT listen to Nas or his album. Do you really think he would still be making records if he really felt that hip hop was dead? I feel it was a platform to get people talking about the current state of hip hop. Soulja and his “Yes” men really should shut the fuck up. Shame on Worldstar Hip Hop for putting this fool on video. Shame on me for watching this crap!

  73. I can’t beleive someone just mentioned Lil Zane..LOL..

  74. I can’t beleive someone just mentioned Lil Zane..LOL..
    112 ft Lil Zane – Anywhere
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xKcigdmz0&feature=related

  75. i still remember that one video with soldout boy poppin that huge pimpel! oh man…

    imagine what would have happen if that dude went platinum, he probably thinkin he IS hip hop and started featuring nas or sum ^^

    smh

    all stupid

  76. really this kid is still alive? i guess its cause i dont watch bet and mtv.

  77. PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A STRAIT DUMB ASS!!!!!!!! GO TO THE CABINET…AND TAKE THE PILLS!!!!!!!

    Dude…you spelt “straight” wrong.

    I think you are the dumb ass.

  78. …hahahahhahahhaha

    Souljaflop.

  79. Im sad so many people commented on this

    This ignorant kid is obviously upset about his album sales. Nas’ album has absolutly nothing to do with the fact he didnt sell well. If he actually rhymed beyond the capacity of a half brained sheletered illiterate american and opened his mind to other musical sounds, instrumentation, art, and variety he may actually sell.

    Regardless people from London to New York to Cali have been saying hip hop is dead like 15 years ago, it just progressively got worse.

    Hip Hop is Dead is a phrase that summarizes the death of good music or variety on the radio and tv it doesnt mean hip hop is dead in lamen term.

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