Eminem – I’m Having a Relapse Freestyle [CDQ]

I’ll be honest: he actually sounds kinda nice on this track. Props to X. UPDATE: I added the full, CDQ version. Lyrics after the jump…

DOWNLOAD: Eminem – I’m Having a Relapse Freestyle | Mediafire

Damn it feels good to be back. I’m having a relapse
how the hell did he manage to get more felony charges
he’s already got life in jail man what the hell is his problem
well to be honest, the smell of these chronic leafs make me hella demonic
they compelled me to kill this elderly man
and I get these panic attacks,
pop a xanax relapse
tryin to stick my fuckin dick inside a mannequins ass
then I get manic depressed
see the orthodontist get gas masked
man it’s kick ass
the first thing I put on is the mask
speakin of masks
man it ain’t to late to have a change of pace
and take it off and show my face
so you can see the things you facin
slice you up and cook you after you murder my strangulation
that’s bacon soufflé you makin ain’t you but thank you jason
there goes one more coma
through the blood force trauma
just give me one more soma
and I’ll be done for Omama
go in the damn broom closet
another valium lost it
shovin the vacuum nozzle
down the bathroom faucet
it seems like everyday I get a little flakier
the medication is making my hands a little shakier
hand me that 18 month old baby to shake him up
it’ll only take me a
second to choke his trachea
breakin his neck in 80 some places
baby here shady comes lady
he’s got the razor for blazin the chchchchay ainsaw baby
you bubublunderin bumblin mumumumublin dum dums yea
here I come come you hear the rumblin rum rum
there something inside the blue talkin that drum drum
my head and torso someone whered it come from
whose it belong to maybe the girl with the long blonde hair
who disappeared and left the cheer leader pom poms
clearly there something wrong cause she didn’t come home
she’s missing where is she something is going on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitch fork with the long prongs
now everybody get your dance on to my dance song

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~ by Meka on October 15, 2008.

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107 Responses to “Eminem – I’m Having a Relapse Freestyle [CDQ]”

  1. i think i just came… =x

  2. did u doubt him??

  3. wow my comp is a bitch. zshare and mediafire both aint workin

  4. wow.
    wasnt expecting that.

  5. is it just me or does marshall sound a little bit british on this?

    its hella nice to see him back doin his thing. Cant wait for EmPack next yearrr!!

  6. this what crack must feel like…..

  7. song’s not half bad. good flow but horrible production. he needs to step it up with the production ASAP!

  8. >zshare and mediafire both aint workin>

    i just checked both links. they seem to be working.

  9. the albums not called empack its called relapse…he says it in the song too.. and he said he had a cold when he recorded this

  10. damn

  11. So raw, best rapper alive

  12. wow….he came hard.

  13. am i the only one not excited for his album? and yayo i think he always sounds like he has a cold

  14. finally

  15. *listens to my favorite artist*
    *song ends*
    *shakes impulsively*

    …*starts track over*

  16. I’ve missed this flow. Can’t wait for more.

  17. f*cking awesome, he still has the flow of the century.

  18. haaaaaaaa.. shit glad to have em back

  19. just because its em…

  20. hes still got all the talent he had 9-10 years ago.

    however, why does it sound like he is using his “ass like that” voice the whole fucking song?

  21. Asher Roth ethers himself, Em is back! God em fell off what happened to the High & Mighty, lyricist lounge days

    An Eminem market = died in 2000

    Anyways if you wanna be thankful for Eminems return thank Royce Da 5′9″ unless you live under a rock you would know he is the one fueling this Em return

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  22. beat is definetly ass!
    who produced it? “the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic”
    … i hope its not a Dre beat..

    anywayz lyrics are on point

  23. not a fan of that “ass like that” voice either.

  24. [...] out to 2dopeboyz for this, I was actually sitting down with some homies the other day talking about Eminem and [...]

  25. *drools over possibility of a new Em & Royce collabo*

  26. Limelinx > Zshare

    This Eminem freestyle > Weezy’s career

  27. This Eminem freestyle > Weezy’s career
    —————————————————————–

    ^L-M-A-O!!!

  28. limelinx blows, shit gave me a virus

  29. yo is it me or do u guys hear em mention “jsyceon” & “theres one more for ur coma”

    cuz didnt game lowkey diss em on the original my life song?

    hmm i wonder?

  30. jayceon*

  31. he’s baaaaaack, i just finished reading a top 10 songs by eminem list at about.com and then see this lol shieeet my lucky day

  32. Uh Oh.

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  34. DAMN.
    He’s back.

    Em, Dre & 50 are gonnda DESTROY the fourth quarter.

  35. Em and Dre not droppin this year. no, Game didnt diss Em on My Life. it was metaphors bout Proof.

  36. “hes still got all the talent he had 9-10 years ago.
    however, why does it sound like he is using his “ass like that” voice the whole fucking song?”

    Man, I couldnt agree more. I hate that voice

  37. nobody can fuck wit Em. my manager did a security thing at a coliseum a few years back which Em was at and this dude walked up to Em and wanted to freestyle and my manager said Em str8 up ripped his ass. the dude aint say 1 word lol.

  38. the flow is definitely much improved from “Encore”….

  39. can definitely hear the “ass like that” voice which i kinda hate
    otherwise, welcome back em.

  40. this is a start…..

    ok marshall….

    slow but steady wins the race….

    progress into the MC you used to be…..this is just that start.

  41. He may have another banger up his sleeve…

    See yall in 20 days…

    http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/16/i-am-not-president-bush-but-i-stand-for-everything-he-does/

  42. yeah other than that lil voice which i just personally dont like its great to see the em back making tracks!

  43. I officially love life now.

  44. GOAT

  45. 90’s eminem >

  46. The flow is so meeeeeeeeeeeeeean.

    Tell me who’s fuckin with it, I’ll wait.

  47. ill take early 2000 eminem over late 90s eminem. i put marshall mathers lp and eminem show above anything he ever did.

  48. [...] NMC certainly came thru tonight, fresh off the Shade 45 show here’s a new jawn from Marshall and [...]

  49. WOW………………………………………..

    and thats probably nothing compared to what’s coming.

  50. Im sayin….

  51. That beat was nice…you dicks. And the flow was bonkers. Nice to hear a artist do something different with the paintbrush he has. Meanwhile you niggas is gassed over ‘Ye and some voicecoder K.I.T.T knightrider voice shit…Welcome back Em.

  52. who is the first lyric about ?

  53. meh…..he aint say nuthin sweet….flow was kinda weak….I hate that voice he does…seems like he lost some steps…he used to be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay colder

  54. also, cosign 90’s Eminem>>>>>>>>>>

    But

    MMLP>SSLP>>>>Eminem Show>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Encore

  55. Lyrics for this one as I’ve transcribed them:

    How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
    He’s already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?
    Well, to be honest the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic
    They’ve compelled me to kill this elderly man
    And I get these panic attacks
    Pop a Xanax, relax
    Tryna stick my fuckin’ dick inside a mannequin’s ass
    Then I get manic at prayers
    See the orthodontist get gassed
    Man, it’s kickass
    The first thing I put on is the mask
    Speaking of masks, man, it ain’t too late to have a change of face
    And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facin’
    Slice you up and cook you after you’re murdered by strangulation
    That’s bacon souffle you makin’, ain’t you? Well, thank you Jason
    There goes one more coma
    Due to blunt force trauma
    Just give me one more Soma
    And I’ll be done for, mama
    Go in the damn broom closet
    Another Valium, lost it
    Shovin’ the vacuum nozzle
    Down the bathroom faucet
    Seems like every day I get a little flakier
    The medication is making my hands a little shakier
    Hand me the 18, now throw it baby, come shake ‘em up
    It’ll only take me a second to choke his trachea
    Breakin’ his neck in eightysome places
    Baby, he’s Shady comes lady
    He’s got the razor-b-blades and the ch-ch-chain-ch-saw, baby
    You b-b-blundering, bumbling m-m-mumbling dum-dum
    Yeah, here I come-come, you hear the rumbling? Vrum-vrum
    There’s something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum
    My head and torso are some won’ where they come from
    Who they belong to, maybe the girl with the long blonde hair
    Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
    Clearly there’s some’ wrong
    ‘Cause she didn’t come home
    She’s missing
    Where is she?
    Something fishy is goin’ on
    I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
    Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song
    Come on

  56. ehhhhhhh … haha

  57. Sickest lyric in there is..

    “Speaking of masks, man, it ain’t too late to have a change of face
    And take it off and show my face so you can see the things you facin’..”

  58. Btw I’m thinking Em is feeling Saw V judging by all the shit he’s talkin about lol.

  59. This is a reply to games diss against proof and em in the haze my life spin.

  60. ^ game wasn’t dissing proof and em fool.

    tracks decent.

  61. was that last part about the girl a freakin HEROES metaphor!? somebody talk to me hereeee! lol

  62. Then i get manic depressed

    Hand me that 18 month old baby

  63. sounds like a fuckin Irish man

  64. Yo, theres some killlahh tracks on the site http://www.reverbnation.com/howee
    One with Lil’ Wayne and another rmx to Bogg Dogg Status feat.Scarface. U gotta peep that….

  65. FUCK WOT ANY HATER SAYS THIS IZ THE BOMB! – PERIOD! – WHO,WHO DA FUC FUCN WIT THIS PLEASE I’D LIKE 2 KNOW? – LMFAO!

  66. Yo, theres some killlahh tracks on the site http://www.reverbnation.com/howee
    One with Lil’ Wayne and another rmx to Bogg Dogg Status feat.Scarface. U gotta peep that….

  67. damn that was some pretty good stuff man if pac, big were still around and em didn’t have that disappointing encore album i wonder where some of these “top tier rappers” be doing’ or not……

  68. Damn, this definitely cheered me up! Shady’s back ..

  69. damn Em fans went on a rampage on this comment section…

    beat wasn’t anything special but dude had some heat lyrically…

    that link for the other track isnt workin at all…shit.

  70. this psssst dude really has some hate for you shake, been doing these random iggnant comments for a few months now…why spend all your free time hating or worrying about what another man does…dude prob takes man pickles all day…shit cracks me up man.

    Stay postive…love life…get over it.

  71. I dont watch you, I watch TV…

    trust me I have a good memory I seen ya screen name more than a few times sayin some crazy shit…it’s not hard to notice…

    …and you was def watchin me or at least anybody that would see your shit comments and respond…just like a recess huh?

  72. pssst is pissed.and a fag.
    coo freestyle…are guess who and relapse both the same?because its not loading for me either

  73. Did shake run over your puppy or sumthin?…good god…dude hate shake for being who he wants to be…you never get a hug from mommy never played catch with daddy? your secret crush reject you whenyou asked her to the homecoming dacne in 10th grade…awwwwwwww….

  74. ^^ striaght ass

  75. oh I see what it is…he just wanna get some shine for his shit stain ass rhymes…he mad cause you didnt respond to a email where he sent you his muisc…

    Yung Berg’s chain holder >>> Pssssst

    –done.

  76. release them tracks form your inbox biotch

    ^^^

    bada bing. I knew it…don’t be mad cause you wack.

    you must be younger than 18 or not a real MC cause most real MC dont get all pissy aggy and talkin shit on the internet when a hip hop website wont play his ass sounding tracks. Go back to the studio homie…

    just try harder. or jump in front of a bus…either one.

  77. is it still rap if you ryhme ‘right’ 3 times? and it makes no sense?

  78. So many folks downloading you can’t download!! Ha Ha.

  79. #

    now the prison chaplin wanna chaplin me
    told me “confess sins, it’ll be alright”
    i told him “fuck him, the warden & his white christ”
    called him a faggot. said he aint living right
    what kind of religion dont allow man & wife
    you a boy lova shake that aint right

    Pssssst said this on October 16, 2008 at 6:47 am

    ^^^

    dude sound like a kid in 7th grade Literature class learning about poetry patterns…LOL.

    psssst just might be Cam’Ron.

  80. whoa stop that shit right now sir… that’s a happy bum to you!

  81. NONE, i repeat, NONE of the links work. The mediafire page loads but the download pop up link never appears. ZShare is all sorts of fucked up as well.

  82. *edit got the Bandongo link to load. The rest are still screwy.

  83. Pssssst been doing this for 2 hours. Get off shake’s dick.

  84. Yea this song is piff, and if Im correct in assuming that Em did the beat, shit is pretty fresh too.

    Say what you want when it comes to just raw spittin, Few can see Slim

  85. ^ Dudes mad corny lol. Hot shit it’s good to see him back and not on that bullshit.

  86. Em is top 5 w/o question

  87. i was wondering why this post had over 100 replys in under a day… this fool called piss head needs some church

  88. that white boy’s ill.

  89. Holy motherfucking shit dude.

  90. AHhhhhhhhhhhhh I just nutted.

  91. G.O.A.T.

    Fuck the rest. The king is back.

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  93. can someone re-up this, none of the links are working

  94. links are working.

  95. sorry, the links are working, its the links off of sharebee that are not working… either removed for ‘illegal content’ or link no longer is available…

  96. 96 was a good year

  97. HIP HOPS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! pop a xanax relaxxx
    brothaaa ems gonna take it from here

  98. This Is The Craziest Post Ive Ever Seen A Post

  99. Sweet!!! Nothing has changed at all with this dude, same old voice and dumb ass rap.. How is eminem anyway 40? lol

  100. Ya’ll cant be serious??? i’m not hating on em just to do it. i think he’s ill and i like a lot of his shit. but this wasn’t anything special. corny as hell. that voice thing he does is trash. he’s better when spitting vicious like he’s angry, or something with some actual substance and emotion. i think some of you em fans are just so happy to hear him again so you overlook this subpar rapping

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