Random Acts of Fuckery: Bow Wow Freestyle Edition

Before we get into this… there weren’t any updates as Meka was at Rock the Bells all day while Shake was running on his 24 hour drinking binge that started with Nas tearing the roof off! Patron x pineapple is the business! Shouts to King, D & Chanel for showing Shake a great time! Now onto the RAoF of the night. Bow Wow just put up a freestyle off his upcoming mixtape. That alone should be enough to get the award. I know I know. Hi hater. Fuck it. Check the video for such hot lines like:

  • Keri Hilson, we can kick it like a soccer game
  • Girls see me and like Planters, they go nuts
  • Strip club like Seattle, you know I’ma make it rain
  • I’m the truth like Sigel and oh by the way I’m fly like the Eagles (Get It?)

The dude has the nerve to throw the get it adlib to that line? Nooooo, we don’t get it. You’re metaphors and similies are flying past our heads at a rapid pace. And since I enjoy displaying Lil Bow Wow taking an L so much, hit the jump for some basketball action…


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~ by Shake on August 9, 2008.

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22 Responses to “Random Acts of Fuckery: Bow Wow Freestyle Edition”

  1. the best rapper alive

  2. ^^^^^^^^^^^
    im really hopin that was sarcasm

  3. nope. waxx enjoys shitty music.

  4. why all the hate for bow weezy? i mean, he really aint bad if you wanna be fa real. sure, he’s annoying as fuck, and cocky as hell, but he really ain’t bad. yeah, i know its like an unwritten rule that you cant give him props if you’re a hip hop head, but eh, i dont care.

  5. (2) Dope.

  6. i don’t live by no laws. especially about not giving him props cause i’m a hip hop head. this is just a horrible freestyle. let him drop some dope shit and i’ll post it like normal.

  7. “I like his flow, but love his adlibs… I ain’t gon lie man his ish tight…”

  8. no he IS that bad
    Marco Polo?!?!
    wtf
    i remember that was the game we used to play in the pool where u had an ecxuse to grab some boobies
    it aint supposed to be no gotdamn song
    fuck outta here

  9. i don’t live by no laws. especially about not giving him props cause i’m a hip hop head. this is just a horrible freestyle. let him drop some dope shit and i’ll post it like normal.

    Shake said this on August 9, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Co Sign

  10. See: “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke”

  11. yo, my moneys long like fruit roll ups. those were fire

  12. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    because there’s dudes that ain’t annoying as fuck or cocky as hell that’ll tear the boy down lyrically…

    its simple mathematics…you take what i just mentioned and u take lil bow wow (cuz this dudes still small, smaller than jermaine dupri even, lol) and u do the math…

    ______>bow wow

    and if u want any suggestions on who should be the ________

    try joell ortiz or someone like that

  13. Aight, I can respect that…

  14. this is a bunch of irrelevant similes a la Weezy. i’m embarrassed to be from ohio

  15. I’m from Columbus, Ohio which means i’m suppose to stay mum about anything regarding Bow Wow. so i’ll say other thingss. like how Soulija Boy (how the fuck do you spell that shit?) made “Marco Polo” hot… excuse me.. “hot”. he sounds better then the rest of the garbage rap that comes out of Columbus… i like Fruit Roll Ups… ugh… I’m glad to see Bow Wow repping the C/O.. Capitol City Ohio again… while his career is on the downslide… it’s all love… i suppose……..

  16. nice freestyle

  17. yea he used to rep Atlanta real hard back in the day
    now he trying to lock onto Columbus
    but midwesterners know the truth
    that fucka ain’t even from Columbus
    he’s from Reynoldsburg
    and please don’t say its the same shit
    cuz Jersey City ain’t New York
    Cherry Hill ain’t Philadelphia
    metro area does not equal actual city

  18. he tries WAYYYYYY too hard to make dope punchlines and put a metaphor in every bar that it fails miserably.

  19. There’s nothing I can say that wasn’t said in the description. This is beyond corny though. This guy actually thinks he’s got skills on the mic. Get it? get it? get it? What a goofy bastard.

  20. “I am uno like the card game…”

    Damn, I had to rewind it like 10 times to even pick up on what he meant. Dude’s wordplay is second to none.

  21. he had me at “the diamonds in my chain will blind you like the three mice”
    now im not so surprised dudes makin songs like marco polo
    SMH

  22. I could only stomach 52 seconds of that freestyle, but watchin’ Fab clown bowwo was priceless!!

    -RIDE

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